The Family Jewels


Burton, the nose, the portrait featuring the nose

Burton, the nose, the portrait featuring the nose.

I was looking at my puppy's balls the other night. Not deliberately, of course. McCracken was sprawled on his back, with his rear end positioned on the edge of my pillow, his junk gleaming pink-black in my peripheral vision. His balls, according to ...

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Pleasure vs. Danger

"The dangers of life are infinite, and among them is safety." 
— Goethe 


Bark magazine

Looks like fun: The Bark Magazine (cover photo by Clever Barbosa, B2CFotos).

If I had to pick a phrase from the dog subculture that I really dislike (besides "micro dog") it would be "responsible dog ownership." What a killjoy expression ...

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Canine jealousy

green-eyed monster or major motivator? 


McCracken sports a rainbow collar

Out and Proud: McCracken in his rainbow collar. 

It was recently Pride Month in Toronto, and McCracken still sports a rainbow collar. He's a proud bisexual. He likes to hump females and to lick junk, though not simultaneously. His pack mate, Notley, is not wearing a Pride ...

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Crap conundrum


Fire hydrant dog

Foo's favourite dumping ground, the hydrant in front of the neighbourhood fire station

Spring has arrived.  The frozen turf of winter, so convenient for dogs and their walkers, has been supplanted by sprouting grass and snow drops. The gardens of the Annex, though teeny, are a source of beauty and pride.  Thus ...

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Conversion to dog


dog-as-god cartoon

Dan Piraro's take on the heavenly kingdom.  Used with permission.


When I was a teenager, my mother stared at me speculatively and said "I hope you never get God." I had a thin-lipped, obsessive look. I spent all my time studying and running. If I got God, I would do it ...

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